Charity Man

Watch out for the Charity Man

He’ll steal your watch 

While he shakes yer hand

Watch out for the Charity Man

The cunt that stoats about 

Like a one man band 

Watch out for the Charity Man

Thinks he’s a saint 

But his heads buried in the sand

Watch out for the Charity Man

He’ll leave you with nothing 

And buy himself some land

Watch out for the Charity Man

He only builds schools abroad 

So he can top up on his tan

Watch out for the Charity Man

He drives about in nice cars 

But he’s got a Child Catchers van 

Watch out for the Charity Man

He’ll pretend to help you out

Just so you won’t take a stand

Watch out for the Charity Man

He’ll make you wish you kept your money 

For yourself and just ran

Watch out for the Charity Man

He’s one drink away 

From a drink and drive ban

Watch out for the Charity Man

He’s probably that noise you hear outside 

While your sitting on the can

Watch out for the Charity Man

Cos he’s the cunt that walks about 

In profit well over a hunner grand

Watch out, Charity Man

We’ve got you all figured out 

You’re your number one fan