Praise For Toasted Fiction

My god, these are amazing. The amount of
creativity poured into each of these 50 word stories boggles the mind. Time to change the title - I'm absolutely asking for these very short stories .Dave Barrett, Author of All Fun & Games

“Nano stories. The man writes nano stories. They're so much fun, so cleverly crafted with a beginning, middle, and end and clear characterizations. How does he do it?”
S.T. Ranscht, Co-Author of Enhanced

These little pieces of Toasted Fiction are gems.

Jason Pomerance, Author of Women Like Us

“I really like the font.”

Lesley Anne-Patrick, Mother of The Author

Toasted Fiction: A Collection Of Very Short Stories (That Nobody Asked For) is a collection of 50 word stories by Scottish writer ("is it OK to call myself that?") Christopher Patrick. The stories are bitesize little vignettes from every genre containing tales of unemployed wizards, modern romance, and fire-starting ghosts. God's difficult second album (and Jesus dating), Hitler and Mussolini at breakfast, an alien stuck in a trophy cabinet, broken hearts, falling in love and much much more - all in 50 words. This is fiction that is toasted. In that it is short. Not edible. Please do not eat.