Rejected Jokes: Yesterday's News, Today #3

Rejected Jokes: Yesterday’s News, Today #3

It’s that time again! Yes, it’s rejected jokes, covering the news from last week!

Enjoy…hopefully!

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·       A man who claims he has fathered dozens of children by offering sperm donations online says demand has risen during the coronavirus pandemic. If demand continues as it is, he’s going to put out an ad for a hired hand. 

·       The creators of Pokemon Go have announced they've punished more than five million players for cheating. They really are gonna catch em all.

·       Police cordoned off part of a street in Glasgow city centre this week after discovering an injured swan. Officers were called to Jamaica Street this lunchtime after the bird was found in distress next to a bus stop. This is what happens if you don’t wear a face mask on a bus in Glasgow.

·       A giant iceberg larger than New York City has broken away from the Antarctic ice shelf.  The Big Frozen Apple, anyone? 

·       Scientists have developed a 'pregnancy test for cheese' that lets cheesemakers check the quality earlier and more precisely. Until they tell me exactly how the test is taken, I’m no going round to any of their houses for a cheese and wine night.