A Ship Out of Time

"I think we've taken a wrong turn, Captain."

"Away wae ye. How so?"

"Well, I'd fair say we have. Look at all these modern sorts."

"Aye fair enough. We stick out like a sore thumb. Can ye get us back?"

"Dae ye want tae go back?"

"Mibbe we hang about a bit. See what's what. Then go back?"

"Aye fair enough. Head for those Golden Arches ahead. Follow the gold, I always told ye. I'll keep us right."

"Aye Captain."

-- A Ship Out of Time, C.Patrick