Fire In The Hole

Fire In The Hole

--sky is cracking the night eh?

--aye, cannae beat it. 

--probably the afterburn o the flare coming oot that boys arse though, eh?

--whit?

--the flare up that boys arse. Yeve seen the photie, surely?

--ave got nae idea whit yer talking aboot

--on the Internet

--whit ye usin the Internet tae look that up fur

--whit? The photie frae the night o the fitba. The final. 

--where wis this, on the pitch?

--naw ootside in London somewhere. Bent over. Flare up the Arse.

--whit was it daen up there?

--well I think he put it there on purpose it didnae dae it itsel 

--aye true - whit would possess ye tae dae that?

--eejit, eh?

--aye…imagine finding that doon yer pan though eh?

--aye that's whit a wis thinkin. 

--ye'd need mair than a double flush for that

--aye