Pablo

I was a straight A Student

Never got ma hands dirty

Kept my nose right clean

Till I got tae Thirty

Then wan night, at a New Years Party

A took a cup of tea aff some Dafty

Drank it down quick and started tae get the fear

Turns oot they didn’t have any sugar 

just a kitchen full o gear

A started feelin funny and talkin awfy fast

Usually I’m the first tae leave but tonight I wis the last

My heart was pure racing and my teeth felt awfy funny

I’ve never agreed wae takin Charlie but in a cup of tea? 

It’s fucking yummy

Efter that night, normal tea didnae taste the same

No matter how many sugars I took it tasted pure rank and tame

So I hit the street wae a mission tae find this wee white upper

Nothin was gonnae stop me from having a proper fuckin cuppa

Finally found what I was looking for and a got a tenner bag

Then I started sellin my cup of tea on the street like a caffeine Breaking Bad

Yed get some free custard creams tae wash it down and I’ve never known such luck

But word soon got out that I was on the money and thats when it aw went tae fuck

Cafes, junkies and drug dealers aw wanted in on the action 

They wanted to make the same tea as me and make it cost a fraction 

I refused tae tell them how to make the tea like mine, no matter how much they would force

So a was embroiled in a battle, a proper drug war, which ended up in me getting a divorce

It aw got messy and lives were lost but I made sure to come out on top

It was aw going fine until one day I sold ma tea to a bloody cop

So noo I’m in Barlinnie and ave lost it aw and I’ve never felt so low

Aw a wanted was a decent cup of tea and now they call me Pablo